A Drove of Asses

Is there anyone alive out there!!???

2006-09-10T23:43:00.000+01:00

I just thought I'd post to see if anyone noticed.

Wow

2006-04-19T19:43:00.000+01:00

People are still posting here! I'm in shock. I've not dropped in since October.

Oops

2006-03-23T20:18:00.000Z

Argh. Can you believe I accidentally wrote a blog post meant for my blog here by mistake? Argh!

Mecca

2006-03-20T21:46:00.000Z

Green Wing Forum

I need say no more.

Bill Bailey hurrah!!

2005-12-28T18:35:00.000Z

Dean bought me Bill Bailey Cosmic Jam for Christmas. I've not watched it yet. Has anyone else seen it? Good old Bill, just looking at his little face makes me laugh. I saw a bloke on the subway in New York who was the spitting image of Bill Bailey. It was quite terrifying but highly amusing. Perhaps it was him in fact.

Comedy awards

2005-12-15T15:33:00.000Z

Bah, gah and grrrrrr. I might kick something. Then again I'd only hurt my toe and fall over and I have no audience so what's the point?

Something a bit festive..........

2005-12-08T17:08:00.000Z

A HIDEOUSLY DECORATED CHRISTMAS TREE!!!

Notice

2005-11-19T01:27:00.000Z

Um, annoyingly my Wanadoo email account has run out due to me not using my 'Wanadoo dial up' within 90 days, due to me not actually having a Wanadoo dial up because I signed up just to get the free account. Anyway, none of this matters at all because I don't use the account for anything, except it was the email address I set up for the forwarding of comments on this blog to everyone, so annoyingly there won't be any comments being forwarded anymore unless I can find a new free acount that works in Outlook express or something. Just in case anyone was wondering where their comments were. It's gone 1.00 o'clock and I've started drinking coffee, a bad idea.

Has anyone seen Mrs Peggerty???

2005-10-05T13:49:00.000+01:00

She left her umbrella in my kitchen.

There we go

2005-09-08T14:54:00.000+01:00

Take this book,

2005-09-01T14:11:00.000+01:00

http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=BOOK&title=251055&p=91&g=148&pa=sr

and fack off.

Awww look at the wee baby!!!!

2005-08-02T00:10:00.000+01:00

3 Is this Seasons Must Have 'New Black' Number

2005-07-24T18:01:00.000+01:00

Forget london 2012, 3 is the number which answers all our problems.
Here are the results of our poll as promised: The conclusion is that the best number is 3. Possibly because it was easiest to get to in terms of the mouse and then there was that incident with the curtain pole which rendered 2 invisible.

1 and 5 would have singled people out as being extreme so people who chose 1 or 5 ar obviously into extreme sports like fortune telling. As for number 4, well, that hardly exists these days what with computers and everything.

Poppy was correct in her prediction that 3 would be the most popular number, while Biscuits failed miserably by predicting 2, despite scoring highly in previous psychic energy tests, I'll have you know.

Thanks you for voting if you did, even though you probably can't remember as it was so long ago. This was because it took a long time to collate the results. We used a centrifuge and everything.

Well...

2005-07-18T22:29:00.000+01:00

Just wanted to blatantly misuse this in order to say hello to my fellow asses. I have not, as may have been conjectured, fallen off the edge of the world but in fact have just been doing quite a lot of erm, gardening (insert anecdote of your own choice here - choose from A) amusing, B)... well you get the idea).
P.S If someone would answer the burning question of whether the . goes before or after the ) I would be most grateful.

I have a headache

2005-07-11T20:25:00.000+01:00

I've got a headache.

I've had it all day.

It's really annoying.

It won't go away.

Not that we've been neglecting the Drove or anything...

2005-07-10T14:40:00.000+01:00

Hello?

Another 'I've never...' list

2005-05-25T12:50:00.000+01:00

…ridden an elephant
…watched West Brom play at home
…lost a game of Monopoly
…found blue fluff in my belly button
…had a cold sore
…understood how some people can not get basic electronics
…driven a tank
…betrayed someone’s trust
…written more than the first chapter of a story
…been to a casino

My List

2005-05-23T14:55:00.000+01:00

Well, I've never:

1) Been to France
2) Watched an episode of 'Friends' by choice
3) Been attracted to atheletic looking men
4) Snogged anyone under the mistletoe
5) Worn a bikini
6) Had a day without feeling miserable at least once
7) Cycled to work
8) Understood the Dewey decimal system
9) Wanted to swim with dolphins
10) Pretended I was a different nationality just so I could get horribly drunk and celebrate their saint's day.

Here are mine

2005-05-23T00:29:00.000+01:00

I've never:

Owned a supermarket
Died
Fancied Peter Stringfellow
Understood why Peter Stringfellow is so popular with the 'laydeez'
Cut my own hair, well actually I have but I have never cut it into a style
Planned a sucessful space mission
Bought a Big Issue
Eaten a bartender
Traveled faster than the speed of light
Dreaded Big Brother as much as I'm dreading it this year

SHEEEEEEEP!

2005-05-21T19:44:00.000+01:00

I will apologise in advance, just in case, as I've never done this before. And I'm making it all proper English (as best I can anyway) to make it look more....posh.

Anyway, so, finally something 0.12 out of 10 interesting happened in my very dull life. I went to the Lake District for two days! Yes, that's it. Very pathetic unfortunately. So on Friday we went to Bowness-on-Windermere, and had to do some questionnaires, and my friend was attacked by (we think) an American. He was wearing a Las Vegas baseball cap, but at first pretended to be French, then Scottish, then asked where we thought he was from. Naturally, we said "Las Vegas" but he replied "Why did you say that you brats?" and began hitting my friend with his cap. Slightly scary.

The youth hostel at Ambleside wasn't too bad, although there was another school there (a school of chavs it seems) who were Scottish. They scared me.

Friday night wasn't bad, although I accidentally called my teacher an idiot and he heard, which was a little embarrassing. And later on that night he had to come and tell our room to shut up, because we were talking very loudly about, well, something I'd better not say.

On Saturday we went to a hill sheep farm near Grassmere, and did some strange soil measurements. I took pictures of sheep.

Overall, 'twas very rubbish, especially having to get up so early on a Saturday morning. At least we won a bag of jelly babies for doing an amazing poster.

Um, sorry for such a long laborious post, but now I thought I'd better keep with the spirit of things and do a list, so ten things I've never done are:

made a sandwich
watched Grease all the way through
been to Scotland
eaten a maggot
had a nose bleed
been snowboarding
swum in the river Don
watched a snooker match
done a bunjee jump
had to wear glasses

My ten things

2005-05-20T13:27:00.000+01:00

Ok. Hello.
Well, I have never

Dressed up as a Nazi
Caught Weil's disease
Stuffed my face fullof marshmallows to see how many would fit
Managed to watch all of 'The Hunger'
Eaten venison
Been to another world
Broken a bone
Had a proper sword fight
Washed my winter coat
Done the splits successfully

I'm only sulky about 6.

New game

2005-05-19T16:44:00.000+01:00

sorry this is a bit of repetition as I just did this on my other blog, but here are 10 things I've never done:

Voted Conservative
Read anything by Tolkein
Seen Gone with the Wind
Been south of the equator
Lived south of the river
Been to a match that Spurs lost
Been in a hot air balloon
Eaten an amphibian
Worn a miniskirt
Ridden through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair

Anyone else want to play?

A Thing

2005-05-13T21:44:00.000+01:00

Isn't anyone going to write a thing?

Well I'll write a thing in the meantime:

Hmmm......so what sort of topping do people like on their pizzas? I like chestnuts and broccoli. Ho hum.

2005-05-09T18:58:00.000+01:00

Here is something I wrote a few years ago when I was.....um.....bored.

This is so much better than my actual degree. It may even get me a job.

2005-05-08T23:52:00.000+01:00

The University of Blogging

Presents to
Biscuits

An Honorary
Bachelor of

Whingeing

Majoring in

Survey Science

Signed

Dr. GoQuiz.com

Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

I like the way it says 'survey sciences'. That's perfect for the polling. Does anyone know if Cassoulet is able to post yet?