A Drove of Asses

Probably the most crowded blog in the world

Sunday, July 24, 2005

3 Is this Seasons Must Have 'New Black' Number

Forget london 2012, 3 is the number which answers all our problems.
Here are the results of our poll as promised: The conclusion is that the best number is 3. Possibly because it was easiest to get to in terms of the mouse and then there was that incident with the curtain pole which rendered 2 invisible.

1 and 5 would have singled people out as being extreme so people who chose 1 or 5 ar obviously into extreme sports like fortune telling. As for number 4, well, that hardly exists these days what with computers and everything.

Poppy was correct in her prediction that 3 would be the most popular number, while Biscuits failed miserably by predicting 2, despite scoring highly in previous psychic energy tests, I'll have you know.

Thanks you for voting if you did, even though you probably can't remember as it was so long ago. This was because it took a long time to collate the results. We used a centrifuge and everything.

Monday, July 18, 2005


Just wanted to blatantly misuse this in order to say hello to my fellow asses. I have not, as may have been conjectured, fallen off the edge of the world but in fact have just been doing quite a lot of erm, gardening (insert anecdote of your own choice here - choose from A) amusing, B)... well you get the idea).
P.S If someone would answer the burning question of whether the . goes before or after the ) I would be most grateful.

Monday, July 11, 2005

I have a headache

I've got a headache.

I've had it all day.

It's really annoying.

It won't go away.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Not that we've been neglecting the Drove or anything...