A Drove of Asses

Probably the most crowded blog in the world

Monday, May 23, 2005

My List

Well, I've never:

1) Been to France
2) Watched an episode of 'Friends' by choice
3) Been attracted to atheletic looking men
4) Snogged anyone under the mistletoe
5) Worn a bikini
6) Had a day without feeling miserable at least once
7) Cycled to work
8) Understood the Dewey decimal system
9) Wanted to swim with dolphins
10) Pretended I was a different nationality just so I could get horribly drunk and celebrate their saint's day.

Here are mine

I've never:

Owned a supermarket
Died
Fancied Peter Stringfellow
Understood why Peter Stringfellow is so popular with the 'laydeez'
Cut my own hair, well actually I have but I have never cut it into a style
Planned a sucessful space mission
Bought a Big Issue
Eaten a bartender
Traveled faster than the speed of light
Dreaded Big Brother as much as I'm dreading it this year

Thursday, May 19, 2005

New game

sorry this is a bit of repetition as I just did this on my other blog, but here are 10 things I've never done:
  • Voted Conservative
  • Read anything by Tolkein
  • Seen Gone with the Wind
  • Been south of the equator
  • Lived south of the river
  • Been to a match that Spurs lost
  • Been in a hot air balloon
  • Eaten an amphibian
  • Worn a miniskirt
  • Ridden through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair

Anyone else want to play?

Friday, May 13, 2005

A Thing

Isn't anyone going to write a thing?

Well I'll write a thing in the meantime:

Hmmm......so what sort of topping do people like on their pizzas? I like chestnuts and broccoli. Ho hum.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Here is something I wrote a few years ago when I was.....um.....bored.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

This is so much better than my actual degree. It may even get me a job.

The University of Blogging

Presents to
Biscuits

An Honorary
Bachelor of

Whingeing

Majoring in

Survey Science
Signed

Dr. GoQuiz.com
®

Username:


Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

I like the way it says 'survey sciences'. That's perfect for the polling. Does anyone know if Cassoulet is able to post yet?

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Global Planetary Domination

Wheeee! After hours of fiddling I've finally got the hang of this FTP malarkey, and thus have moved my own blog to my own domain. I know, no one probably cares. But just in case you do, I'm now at www.quinquireme.com. My second move in ten days! Now, anyone fancy some chocolate?