A Drove of Asses

Probably the most crowded blog in the world

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Another 'I've never...' list

…ridden an elephant
…watched West Brom play at home
…lost a game of Monopoly
…found blue fluff in my belly button
…had a cold sore
…understood how some people can not get basic electronics
…driven a tank
…betrayed someone’s trust
…written more than the first chapter of a story
…been to a casino

Monday, May 23, 2005

My List

Well, I've never:

1) Been to France
2) Watched an episode of 'Friends' by choice
3) Been attracted to atheletic looking men
4) Snogged anyone under the mistletoe
5) Worn a bikini
6) Had a day without feeling miserable at least once
7) Cycled to work
8) Understood the Dewey decimal system
9) Wanted to swim with dolphins
10) Pretended I was a different nationality just so I could get horribly drunk and celebrate their saint's day.

Here are mine

I've never:

Owned a supermarket
Died
Fancied Peter Stringfellow
Understood why Peter Stringfellow is so popular with the 'laydeez'
Cut my own hair, well actually I have but I have never cut it into a style
Planned a sucessful space mission
Bought a Big Issue
Eaten a bartender
Traveled faster than the speed of light
Dreaded Big Brother as much as I'm dreading it this year

Saturday, May 21, 2005

SHEEEEEEEP!

I will apologise in advance, just in case, as I've never done this before. And I'm making it all proper English (as best I can anyway) to make it look more....posh.

Anyway, so, finally something 0.12 out of 10 interesting happened in my very dull life. I went to the Lake District for two days! Yes, that's it. Very pathetic unfortunately. So on Friday we went to Bowness-on-Windermere, and had to do some questionnaires, and my friend was attacked by (we think) an American. He was wearing a Las Vegas baseball cap, but at first pretended to be French, then Scottish, then asked where we thought he was from. Naturally, we said "Las Vegas" but he replied "Why did you say that you brats?" and began hitting my friend with his cap. Slightly scary.

The youth hostel at Ambleside wasn't too bad, although there was another school there (a school of chavs it seems) who were Scottish. They scared me.

Friday night wasn't bad, although I accidentally called my teacher an idiot and he heard, which was a little embarrassing. And later on that night he had to come and tell our room to shut up, because we were talking very loudly about, well, something I'd better not say.

On Saturday we went to a hill sheep farm near Grassmere, and did some strange soil measurements. I took pictures of sheep.

Overall, 'twas very rubbish, especially having to get up so early on a Saturday morning. At least we won a bag of jelly babies for doing an amazing poster.

Um, sorry for such a long laborious post, but now I thought I'd better keep with the spirit of things and do a list, so ten things I've never done are:

made a sandwich
watched Grease all the way through
been to Scotland
eaten a maggot
had a nose bleed
been snowboarding
swum in the river Don
watched a snooker match
done a bunjee jump
had to wear glasses

Friday, May 20, 2005

My ten things

Ok. Hello.
Well, I have never
  • Dressed up as a Nazi
  • Caught Weil's disease
  • Stuffed my face fullof marshmallows to see how many would fit
  • Managed to watch all of 'The Hunger'
  • Eaten venison
  • Been to another world
  • Broken a bone
  • Had a proper sword fight
  • Washed my winter coat
  • Done the splits successfully
I'm only sulky about 6.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

New game

sorry this is a bit of repetition as I just did this on my other blog, but here are 10 things I've never done:
  • Voted Conservative
  • Read anything by Tolkein
  • Seen Gone with the Wind
  • Been south of the equator
  • Lived south of the river
  • Been to a match that Spurs lost
  • Been in a hot air balloon
  • Eaten an amphibian
  • Worn a miniskirt
  • Ridden through Paris in a sports car with the warm wind in my hair

Anyone else want to play?

Friday, May 13, 2005

A Thing

Isn't anyone going to write a thing?

Well I'll write a thing in the meantime:

Hmmm......so what sort of topping do people like on their pizzas? I like chestnuts and broccoli. Ho hum.

Monday, May 09, 2005

Here is something I wrote a few years ago when I was.....um.....bored.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

This is so much better than my actual degree. It may even get me a job.

The University of Blogging

Presents to
Biscuits

An Honorary
Bachelor of

Whingeing

Majoring in

Survey Science
Signed

Dr. GoQuiz.com
®

Username:


Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com

I like the way it says 'survey sciences'. That's perfect for the polling. Does anyone know if Cassoulet is able to post yet?

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Global Planetary Domination

Wheeee! After hours of fiddling I've finally got the hang of this FTP malarkey, and thus have moved my own blog to my own domain. I know, no one probably cares. But just in case you do, I'm now at www.quinquireme.com. My second move in ten days! Now, anyone fancy some chocolate?